WEDNESDAY, APRIL 1, 2009
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WIRELESS TECHNOLOGY CALLS ON THE DOGS |
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Commands are typed into
a PC, which uses a Bluetooth(R)
link to control the collar transmissions. Developers
have linked a dog’s natural hyper-sensitivity to
ultrasonic sounds to so-called “broadband
modulation.” Once encoded, the RF energy resonates
with pathways in the dog’s brain illuminating a
pre-coded message. The technology is incorporated in
a USB Dongle and can be used on PC and MAC-based
systems, although the MAC market is expected to
outpace PC sales.
A number of commands
are already embedded in the system, including the
standard:
“Sit”, “Stay”, “Shake”,
“Don’t Eat That”, “Where’s the Frisbee?”, “What did
You Roll In?” and “Stop Doing that on My Leg!”
Version 2.0 of the RoverCommand
software will allow users to program their own
commands, specific to their relationship with their
dog and will generate such messages as “Woozy woozy
woozy woo” and “Your Mommy wuv you” and similar
customized, private messaging.
Thelma Fisher,
President of RoverSense, described the product
during a recent telephone conference call with
investors. “We’re very excited about this
breakthrough! Working with our engineering team in
Bangalore, we’ve created a platform for not only
talking to dogs but, in the very near future
listening to Man’s--and Woman’s--best friend.”
Fisher laid out some of the firm’s broad ambitions
in add-on complementary products, such as GPS
tracking to locate runaway dogs and an “automode”
that will send scheduled commands when the owner is
away, such as: “Off the Couch, “Hey! Get out of the
Trash” and “Stop Drinking out of the Toilet! You
have a Water Bowl!”
A Training Video is
available at RoverSense.com. Proficiency is normally
achieved in six months of four-hour-a-day session
between the dog and his master’s voice.
Fisher concluded the
conference call with some future predictions: “We
don’t expect a big cat market. Early testing shows
that in spite of them receiving the signal, they
still don’t respond. If approved for human use,
however, a large market for parents with teenagers
is expected.” No plans were made to market a Husband
Model for recalcitrant spouses, owing again, to the
expected lack of effectiveness.
Distribution will be
through internet sales, word of mouth and major pet
store chains.

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